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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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darthvcder

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

darthvcder

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

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hermesthehorsey
westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

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idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

radflannel

im sorry yall

percheronprowess

I’m not even sorry lol

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writers-imagines

Josh/Tracy Brotp Headcanons

wickedangst

- When they first met, it was a tad awkward at first, given the whole dying-resurrection process…but after a bit, they warmed up to each other.

-“Warmed up” as in instantly becoming partners in crime.

- Pranks. Lots and lots of pranks.

- Josh likes to refer to her as his “smol friend” and himself as “tol friend”

- “Josh, you’re only a couple inches taller.”
“Quiet smol friend! I’m bigger and more awesomer so I make the names!”

- Lets face it. Josh is a teddy bear. There’s bound to be some bear hugs in there somewhere.

- Josh having to hold Tracy back from attempted murder. “You can’t beat up everyone we have a problem with!” “I can try!”

- Tracy paralyzingly him whenever he gets on his nerves…..then running up the wall to avoid being electrocuted when it wears off.

- Comforting smol friend whenever she has trouble sleeping. He doesn’t force her to talk about it, just sits in silence with her until she feels safe enough to try sleeping again.

- Tracy trying to get him with someone but him politely declining, rather being on his own.

- But when it comes to Tracy’s love life…..

- “So…..Theo?”
“What about him?”
“You’d look pretty cute together.”
“Josh…….stop.”
“I’m just saying….you two looked pretty cozy on that love seat before..”
“Joshua. Diaz.”
“You gotta get with that!”
“I don’t like him that way!”
“Ha, say that to your rising heartbeat! He good in bed?”
“I will hurt you.”
“…..you call him Daddy?”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“Oooh you do, huh!? There spanking involved?”
*cue Josh getting brutally murdered*

- Josh nonchalantly walking by whenever Tracy goes to get something from a shelf and swiftly takes the item and moves it to a higher shelf. Tol friends suck.

- Them just immediately blaming each other if Theo gets pissed at them.
“Josh did it! I told him not to.”
“Excuse me!? It was YOUR idea. YOU just had to paralyze that Dunbar kid!”
“Well I didn’t know his entire pack was right behind him!”
“You just don’t want to get a wittle spanking from Daddy.”
“Oh my *bleep* God, you are going to die if it is the last thing I do.”

- Because I’m a huge Pokemon nerd, they both have a 3DS and battle each other! (Josh always goes for the fire type starter and Tracy, the water…like me.)

And…..I really don’t know how to end this but…….yeah. You guys are so lucky I’m in a decent mood cuz this was originally planned to get sad at the end…..lucky bastards

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